Nursing Home Sex Prices

Morris moves into a nursing home. As he looks over the list of citizens living there, he realizes there are three times as many women as men. He decides this is a good time to make some money, so he posts a sign on his door: "SEX FOR SALE."

The first night he has a knock on the door.

Sadie says, "What does your sign mean?"

Morris replies, "I am selling sex."

"Well," says Sadie, "How much?"

Morris thinks slowly and replies, "I hadn't thought much about prices, but I suppose it will be $5 on the floor, $10 on the chair, $15 standing up, and $20 on the bed."

Morris is quite pleased when he sees Sadie reach in her purse and pull out a $20 bill.

"Oh, you want it on the bed?"

"No," says Sadie, "Four on the floor!"