Ironing and the Red Ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears, and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt, and the phone rang—but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"