Children Jokes
16 jokes
Bobby and Susie's Wedding
Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door. One day, Bobby w...
😂Bobby's Direct Object
Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence wit...
😂Boy Scout Bottle Collection
The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fundraising activity. One ambitious young man knock...
😂Ear Piercing Distance
1. Fashion -------------------------------------------------------------------- The students in my t...
😂Goldfish Grave
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested ...
😂Goldfish's Water Refusal
Mrs. Meyers said to little Ric, "Son, have you given your goldfish fresh water?"
😂Greatest Hitter/Pitcher
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseb...
😂Kindergarten Boots
There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong. He sobbe...
😂Kindergarten Police Station
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw ...
😂Little Boy's Baseball Transformation
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseb...
😂Little Johnny's Boots
It was the usual muddy day in the country. Our first grade teacher, Miss Brown, had just finished pu...
😂Making Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently re...
😂Robert and the Prunes
Some Prunes Robert, age eight, was the son of strict Presbyterian parents. He was very, very good, w...
😂Snowman Building
The father watched through the window as his young daughter made a snowman with a little friend. En...
😂The Wedding Math
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many wom...
😂Tommy's Dream
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came...