Christmas Jokes
15 jokes
A Latin Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the casa, Not a creature was stirring—Caramba! Que...
🎄Christmas Eve Hotel
A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would b...
🎄Christmas List Edits
11. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
🎄Christmas Party Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree or...
🎄Easter Egg Tree
15. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
🎄Hoof-print Lawsuit
14. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof....
🎄How the Angel Got on Top the Tree
Do you know the story of how the angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree? Santa Claus was ver...
🎄Moved and Confusing Directions
12. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read di...
🎄Santa Crime Scene
10. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dress...
🎄Santa Suit and Bill
13. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
🎄Santa's List
Christmas recounts are nothing new, Santa does it all the time, he makes his list, he checks it twic...
🎄Santa's Milk and Bread Reminder
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to p...
🎄Sleigh Debt Collection
8. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, te...
🎄Tooth Fairy's Christmas Treat
9. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth ...
🎄Turkey Sleigh
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a ...