Lawyers vs. Guinea Pigs

Why are they now using lawyers instead of guinea pigs for scientific experiments? There are three reasons.

1. It seems that there are now more lawyers in the world than guinea pigs.

2. It is too easy for a scientist to form an emotional bond with a guinea pig.

3. Most importantly, there are some things that guinea pigs simply will not do.

Most importantly, there are some things that guinea pigs simply will not do.