Rudeneck's Golf Outing

For the four executives, the high point of the annual stockholders meeting was their Sunday afternoon golf game.

They had just teed off on the twelfth hole when the assistant golf pro came tearing across the green, red-faced and out of breath. "Mr. Rudeneck, Mr. Rudeneck!" he gasped, "I have terrible news. Your wife has just been killed in a car accident."

Rudeneck turned to his companions and said, "Guys, I gotta warn you. Six more holes and you're gonna see a man crying his eyes out."