Cyclone and Couple's Outing

A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds, on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county.

"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're not hurt."

"I'm not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."