Daughter's Lemonade Stand

Hey, speaking of lemonade stands, when my daughter Spud was much younger (6? 7? I don't remember), an *additional* nickname I had for her was "Turd". (Don't laugh -- there's not a father alive who doesn't nickname his kids.) Anyway, Spud wanted to do a lemonade stand one lazy summer afternoon.
So I made up a sign that said "Spud's Lemonade -- 50 cents". She looked at the sign seriously and said, "Daddy, I don't want that. I want 'Turd's Lemonade'." I told her, "Trust me on this one, sweetie."