The Genie's Wishes

This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp (what a surprise). He picked it up and rubbed it, and a genie popped out (ohh, another big surprise). The genie told him he would grant the man three wishes. "First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars." POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance. "Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes." POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him. "Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women." POOF!

He turned into a box of chocolates.