Holiday Jokes
18 jokes
12 Days of Halloween
THE 12 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN (Sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas) On the twelfth day of Hallo...
🎄Advent Calendar Explanation
If you haven't already done so, it's time to go out and buy an advent calender. In case you don't kn...
🎄Annoying Santa (Setup)
There are many ways to annoy Santa Claus. The question is... Why would somebody want to do it? Does ...
🎄Annoying Santa: Diet Note
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could sta...
🎄Annoying Santa: Holiday Showdown
5. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big...
🎄Annoying Santa: Plant Care
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind waterin...
🎄Annoying Santa: Reindeer Swap
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what hap...
🎄Annoying Santa: Snowmen Protest
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," an...
🎄Annoying Santa: Speeding Ticket
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
🎄Christmas Phrase Translator
How do you say... "Sorry, I ate the tree tinsel" "Meet me under the mistletoe" ...
🎄Christmas Tree Debate
CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake? YUPPIE: Live tree, planted after use MALE: Fake tree, ...
🎄Great Pumpkin is Coming to Town
GREAT PUMPKIN IS COMIN' TO TOWN (Sung to the tune Santa Claus is Coming to Town) Oh, you better not...
🎄Halloween Night
'Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed, With thoughts of amusement going through my head. Tur...
🎄Holiday Do's and Don'ts
Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Ji...
🎄Naughty List Plea
"You know, I could get you off Santa's 'naughty' list!"
🎄Santa's Christmas Recount
This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year. See a...
🎄Tree Lights Debate
CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant? YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random...
🎄Tree Topper Debate
CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star? YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submiss...