Husband's note to wife: "Doctor's office called and the Pabst beer is normal."
A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse br...
"No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler."
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A man tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and w...