Man's Wild Bar Challenge

A man walks into a bar he's never been in before and orders a drink. Behind the counter, he sees a one-gallon jug that's almost full of $100 bills. He asks the bartender, 'Hey buddy, what's up with all the money?'

The man, a complete mess, manages to drag himself to his feet and addresses the waiting crowd, 'Okay, I did it. Now where's the hooker with the sore tooth?'