The Cough Drops
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP BUMP, BUMP behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him, BUMP .. BUMP.. BUMP. The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster and faster ..BUMP, BUMP BUMP.
He runs up to his front door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door and rushes in, locking the door behind him. The coffin however, crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping, BUMP, BUMP BUMP, on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in, his heart is pounding as with a crash the coffin breaks down the door. The coffin starts coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything, .. but all he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin.
And, of course, the coffin stops!