Queen Size

Little Heather was staying with her grandma while her parents were away. One day, her grandma needed to do some shopping, so they went to the store.
On the way home, she looked through her grandma's bags to see what she had purchased.
In one package, Little Heather found some pantyhose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
She then turned to her grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as my parents' bed!"

"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as my parents' bed!"