Law Jokes
12 jokes
Bank Robber's Confusion Over Verdict
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high-profile bank robbery case, the jury finally...
😂California, New Jersey and Lawyers
Why does California have the most lawyers in the country, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste s...
😂Jury Duty with a Twist
Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in...
😂Lawyer Jokes
How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.
😂Lawyer's Orange Conveyance
One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, "Now, if you were to gi...
😂Lawyer's Warning
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
😂Locking the Locker
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial-it went like this: Q:...
😂Pickpocket's Fine
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks, you are hereb...
😂Prejudiced Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every exc...
😂Snakes and Lawyers
Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? To practice.
😂The Judge's Watch
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful bec...
😂The Rancher and the Railroad Lawyer
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...