Firing Squad

An American, a Brit, and a Canadian were about to be shot by a firing squad in an Iraqi P.O.W. camp.

The American was the first to stand before the firing line.

The general bellowed, "Ready, Aim, ..." Just then, the American screamed "Stampede!" Everyone ran for cover and the American escaped and ran to freedom.

The Brit was next to stand before the firing squad. The general cried, "READY, AIM, ..." Just then, the Brit yelled, "AIR RAID!" Everyone ran for cover and the Brit escaped.

The Canadian caught on to what the American and Britisher did ...

The general yelled out, "READY, AIM, ..." Just then the Canadian yelled "FIRE!!!"