AOL Definition

Brandi with Hotmail
I just signed up and everything and read your FAQ, and I was wondering how do I know what list I'm in and how do I get to the list? Also, I'm not very good with computer terminology and I'm not sure if I have AOL. Is there a way to find out? (what is it?)

Ray: AOL is a terminal disease that causes blindness, illiteracy, and brain damage. If someone wants to give you AOL, then RUN -- RUN FAST!! Seek out the nearest law enforcement agency and report them as passing out brain numbing substances. You don't want to get mixed up with these people!