Election Year Jokes

- Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think.

- UNPRESIDENTED!

- If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates.

- Jews for Buchanan!

- What popular vote?

- I voted. Didn't matter.

- My parents retired to Florida...
And all I got was this lousy President.

- Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo!

- Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan?
You ain't seen nothing yet!

- "I Invented the Bumper Sticker" -- A. Gore

- Chad happens!

- Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?

- Let them fight to the death!

- Trust the Machines.

- To you I'm a drunk driver...
To my friends, I'm presidential material!

- One person, one vote
(May not apply in all states.)

- I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER...

- The election can't be broken. We just fixed it!

- OK, forget votes. How many guns do you have?

- George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had.

- DON'T BLAME ME - I VOTED FOR... D'OH!

- Bradley vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh?

- The last time somebody listened to a Bush,
folks wandered in the desert for 40 years.