Politics Jokes
11 jokes
Bush and Moses
George W. Bush sees a man in an airport lobby with a long robe and beard. Bush asks, "Aren't you Mo...
🏛️Campaign Against Cynicism
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this c...
🏛️Clinton's Stamp
1. Clinton's Stamp When Bill Clinton completed 5 years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postag...
🏛️Congressman Mugged
Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man...
🏛️Electoral College
Erika starts us out telling me that her mother is Judi. Mom called Erika to tell her she finally und...
🏛️Eliminate the Tollbooth
"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock do...
🏛️Make the Pie Higher
"We ought to make the pie higher." --South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000
🏛️Most Important Job
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --Pella, Iowa, as quoted i...
🏛️Politician's Operation
A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were ...
🏛️Senate Hothead's Statement
A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid-session an...
🏛️Survivor as a Way to Choose President
Mary: Do you watch that new show, "Survivor"? Jill: Yes, and I think it would be an excellent way to...