A Collection of Short Jokes

Q. What happens when you run in front of a car?
A. You get tired!

Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!

An archeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!

Don't ever confuse an open mind with one that's vacant!

Women have only two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space!

My wife is going to a baby doctor. I say she should go to someone with a little experience.

Motorhome bumper sticker: If you tailgate, I'll flush!

It's not easy to do nothing. You never know when you're done!

What happened when a red ship collided with a blue ship?

The passengers were marooned!

I lent a man $5,000 for plastic surgery. He never paid me back and now I don't know what he looks like!