Relationship Jokes

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50th Anniversary Tears

During the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, the wife noticed a tear in her husband's e...

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A Poem About Love

But why, but why, but why There is so much longing in the heart Even though we are continents apart ...

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Adam and Eve Ribs

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few ni...

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Adam and Eve's Marriage

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married,...

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Birthday Wish Gone Wrong

1. "I'd love to be ten again" A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" Sh...

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Blind Date and Rolls Royce

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered....

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Blind Date with Rolls Royce Owner

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. ...

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Bride's Priorities

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisl...

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Cabbie's Praise

A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and ...

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Chat Room Surprise

Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventual...

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Demanding Husband's Breakfast

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and broug...

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Divorce and the Mother

Mary: "Were your parents upset when you got a divorce?" Jill: "Well, you know how parents are. My m...

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Ex-Mother-in-Law Visit

This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night." His buddy says, "Well t...

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Expensive Dinner Date

A guy gets set up on a blind date, and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to...

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George's Revenge

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, recently accused George, a local man, of ...

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Groom's Misery

"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as t...

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Harmonica Love Proof

Proof Of Love

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Husband's Complaint at the Bar

A husband explains to the guys at the bar, "Do you know why I left her? She started to use four-lett...

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Husband's Compliments

A lady went to the hospital to wait for her husband who had just had surgery. He was coming out of t...

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Husbands' Performance

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woma...

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Jealous Husband's Film

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants...

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Jon's Waiting Game

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with...

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Keeping Pure

A man in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second we...

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Lost Wife Supermarket

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've lost m...

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Man Leaves Fiancee for Child Support

Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he ...

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Marital Status

"Marital status: often. Children: various."

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Married Couple's Secret Joke

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to k...

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More Affection

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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Neighbor's Wife

A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, "There's that woman that the guy...

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Old Man and Old Lady

An old man met an old lady, and they fell in love. One day, the old man gathered up all his courage ...

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Phone Booth Conversation

Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've been in that phone booth for twenty minutes and didn't say a w...

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Proposing to Nancy

George Johnson, a hard-bitten man of early middle age, had evaded many a marital trap, but was now h...

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Regrettable Interference

A man was standing first in line for tickets from those who had canceled their reservations to a sol...

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Selling Collectibles

Showing his friend around his home, Myrddin started to point out all of the collectibles he and his ...

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Spartan and Cheating

Did you hear about the Spartan who was convinced that her husband was cheating on her? because none ...

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The Coast is Clear

It is two o'clock in the morning, and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone ring...

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The Cruise and the Pharmacy

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for his girlfriend and himself. A couple of...

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The Dream and the Book

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for...

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The Elevator Pinch

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was...

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The Good Neighbor

Roger was fed up with his wife, so he packed up his stuff and moved into the garage. Although the co...

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The Headache Prank

A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the o...

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The Husband's Name

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tr...

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The Lipstick and the Shirt

"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I c...

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The Love on the Highway

A man and a woman are driving down the highway when another car passes them. The woman notices that ...

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The Many Husbands

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it,...

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The Meaning of Dreams

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for V...

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The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect wom...

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The Sailor's Surprise

A sailor came home from a secret two-year mission at sea only to find his wife with a newborn baby. ...

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The Sandwich Problem

Lisa and Brad got married. Lisa decided to be a nice little wife and made and packed Brad's lunch fo...

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The Sensuous Phone Call

"Hello?" the blonde responded, answering the phone. "I bet you want me to come over to your house, ...