50th Anniversary Tears

During the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary,
the wife noticed a tear in her husband's eye.

"I never realized how sentimental you are," she said.

"That's not it," he sniffed.

"Remember when your Father caught us in the
barn, and he said if I didn't marry you he'd send
me to jail for 50 years?"

"Well, today I would have been a free man !!!"