Golfing Mishap

"Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?"

"You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure
you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your
neck. Just tell us everything you remember."

"Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole.
But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green,
and we both putted right to the pin.

When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the
other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it was, so I
pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spalding in there, and I
said; 'Looks like your hole, dear.' That was the last thing I
remember..."