The Attractive Wife

Morris was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player, who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife, Sherry, with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"