Dog Baptism and Donation

A woman took her dog to a Methodist church to be baptized.

The minister replied, "I'm sorry, but we just don't baptize dogs. You might try that Catholic church down the street."

The woman said, "That's too bad. I was planning to give you $50,000 to show my gratitude, but I guess I can give it to the Catholic church just as easily."

"Well why didn't you tell me your dog was a Methodist? Come on in!"