God and Website Hosting

A RABBI, A FRENCHMAN AND GOD SITTING IN A CANOE: The rabbi says to the Frenchman, "God, I really need a website!" "You called?" replied God, "I know just the place. Get a professional site for as low as $99.00 and hosting for only $12.95 per month, including the domain when you agree to a year of hosting!" "Wow!" replied the rabbi, "how do you know all this?" "I'm Omniscient," He replied with a smile, "trust Me!"