Church Sayings

* You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.

* Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.

* A miser is a rich pauper.

* Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.

* We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday.

* No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.

* Start living to beat hell.

* If some people lived up to their ideals, they would be stooping.

* Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask.

* Pray up in advance.

* Patience is the ability to stand something as long as it happens to the other fellow.

* [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?

* I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.

* Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.

* K-mart is not the only saving place.