Riddle Jokes

Cat Instructions

Read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat...

Centipede Riddle

Q. What lies on the ground one hundred feet in the air?

Crossing the Crocodile-Infested River

4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it? Correct Answer...

Elephant in the Refrigerator

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in t...

Father's Son Riddle

BROTHERS and UNCLES, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is 'that man'?

Getting Scared Twice

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Giraffe in the Refrigerator

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put i...

Glue Paradox

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Invisible Ink

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Judy's Relationship to Beth

Keeping an Idiot Busy

How do you keep an idiot busy?

Motorcycle Accident

1. The Motorcycle Accident -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ther...

Reindeer Babies

What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?

Riddles and Answers

1. Some months have 30 days, others 31. How many months have 28 days? 2. A farmer has 17 sheep. 9...

Santa's Hill Roll

What's red and white and red and white and red and white?

Setup for a Riddle

What is my name and where am I from?

The Blind Policeman

The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incide...

The Bonanza Theme Song

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead apply for a position at a large company. First the brunette goe...

The Letter D

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The Missing Animal Conference Attendee

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal do...

The Only Bridge

"Ripley's Believe It or Not" proclaimed it the only bridge in the world that you can cross and still...

Towel Riddle

Q. What gets wetter as it dries?

Waffle House Locks

Why do Waffle Houses have locks on their doors?

Why Don't Spiders Stick?

Why don't spiders stick to their own webs?

Why a Boxing Ring is Square

Why is a boxing ring square?