School Jokes
18 jokes
Abstract Noun Example
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can yo...
📚Boy Doesn't Know Declaration Signer
A little boy just couldn't learn. One day, his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Indep...
📚CPR Training Humor
Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes...
📚Catholic Boarding School Bedtime
In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed?
📚Football Players and the Exam
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic ...
📚Johnny's Heart and Grandma's Love
Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher instructed the class to start the day with the pl...
📚Little Debbie's Grades
Little Debbie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100...
📚Little Johnny and the Fart
Little Johnny farts in the classroom, and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes ...
📚Little Johnny's Fart
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes a...
📚Ornithology Exam
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the...
📚Phillip's Spelling Troubles
Fourth-grader Phillip was an "A" student in arithmetic, but he was the worst speller in the class. ...
📚Professor's Final Exam
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the fina...
📚Smart Kid's School Test
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnnie what ...
📚The Art Student's Portrait
One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-stu...
📚The Disciplined Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...
📚The Grammar Teacher's Tense
An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her st...
📚The Pregnant Fireman
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came ...
📚Third Graders Piercing Question
The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. ...