Johnny's Heart and Grandma's Love

Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher instructed the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance and told them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after him.

As the teacher began the recitation, he looked around the room, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Johnny, he found Johnny had his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

"Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."

Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"

"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up and pats me here and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."