Telephone Repairman and Max

2. Short Jokes
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A telephone repairman was working late in a big office building and
became lost. After a long search of the rambling first floor to find an
exit, he spotted a woman at the end of a corridor.

"How do I get outside?" he asked.
"Dial 9," she replied.

Max looked up at the steep, icy mountainside, "I can't do it,"
he said.

His companions begged him to climb the mountain with
them, but he refused to move, "I'm against mountain climbing,"
he said.

Now they call him "Anti-climb-Max."