Sports Jokes

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Armadillo and the Spartans

How many Spartans does it take to eat an armadillo? Three---one to eat, while two watch for cars.

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Bar Joke and Spartans

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Michigan State Sp...

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Basketball and Bib

Why did the basketball wear a bib? So it wouldn't dribble.

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Boxing Match Deception

Jack Jones and Bob Brown met in a match to decide the better of the two. Halfway into the fourth rou...

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First Football Huddle

Do you know what was said in the first football huddle?

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Football Player's Diagnosis

FOOTBALL PLAYER: Coach, my doctor says I can't play football. COACH: You didn't have to go to a doct...

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Football is Unfair

"Football is unfair. The team with the most yards should win."

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Golf Ball Salesman

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to h...

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Golfer Hits a Priest

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, wait...

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Golfer's Bad Game

GOLF A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never played before. He hired a ca...

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Gorilla's Golf Game

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...

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Hockey Injury Explained

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked A...

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Jose's Yankee Stadium Experience

Jose lived in San Juan, and all he ever wanted was to see a baseball game in Yankee Stadium. Jose lo...

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Keeping Spartans Out

How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard? Put up a goal post!

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Senior Golfers

AS THE YEARS GO BY A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport....

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Soccer Players and Popcorn

Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating popcorn balls? They think that they can't use thei...

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Softball Game Score

My Niece (Tonya) coaches a softball team. As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watc...

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Spartan Football Players Driving

If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive ...

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Super Bowl Seat and Funeral

A sports fan was sitting in the top row at the Super Bowl, barely able to see the field. He noticed ...

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The Coach and the Boy

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what coop...

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The Other Side of the Grass

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are g...