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Non-Sequitur Pancake Joke

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At 12:01 after midnight...

At 12:01 after midnight, on a cloudy evening, a UFO lands in my neighbor's backyard. Since it wasn't raining yet, how many pancakes can you fit into a doghouse? None, because fish don't like ice cream.

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