Tech Jokes

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AOL for Dummies

"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?

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CD Player Internet

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I do...

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Computer Code Joke

(Some of the more astute among you have noted that if you start with "WNT" and subtract 8 from the W...

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Computer Programming Principles

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to th...

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Computer Sayings

1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A jou...

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Computer Virus Dating

- The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your computer but collects data about i...

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Debugging Windows 98

December 7: Debug Windows '98.

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Developers and a Light Bulb

Q. How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? A. The light bulb works fine on the syst...

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Domain Name Battle

A front-page WP story discusses the latest efforts by corporations to thwart e-criticism: the compan...

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Email Security Tip

Q: How do you keep your spouse from reading your e-mail? A: Rename your mail folder "Instruction Man...

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F1 Button Stuck

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sittin...

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Gateway Computers' Demise

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

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Hardware Folks and Light Bulbs

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a software problem. ...

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MIS Guys and a Light Bulb

Q. How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? A. MIS has received your request concernin...

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Mac Virus

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an arg...

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Microsoft Techs and a Light Bulb

Q. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three: two holding the lad...

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Omegle Programmer Lightbulb Joke

Awesomeness on Omegle.

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Software People and Light Bulbs

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware proble...

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Testers and a Light Bulb

Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb? A. We just noticed the room was dark; we do...

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Upgrading Computers

A guy helped a friend buy a computer because he said he was the only "computer friend" he had. Recen...

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WebTV Tip

Fred: Try turning ON your TV. It's crucial to do that when you use WebTV.

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Windows Compatibility

This says Windows 95 or 98, does this mean it will only work on computers made in 1995 or 1998?

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Windows Programmers and a Light Bulb

Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. 472. One to write WinGetLigh...

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WordPerfect Techs and a Light Bulb

Q. How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. We have an exact...