Tech Support Jokes
7 jokes
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Confused About Windows Versions
To the question, "What version of Windows are you running?" "Windows 97." "Windows 99." "Windows Ex...
💻Does this mean I need a computer?
Tech: (Has just spent ten minutes explaining the ins and outs of web-hosting, domain names, secure s...
💻Email Program from 'You've Got Mail'
Customer: "What I want is one of those email programs from the movie 'You've Got Mail'. The kind tha...
💻Missing Modem in Starter Pack
Customer: "I got your starter pack in the mail and it's NO DAMN GOOD!" Tech: "What seems to be the p...
💻No Email Address
Customer: "I'm not receiving any email." Tech: "What's your email address?" Customer: "I don't have ...
💻Password Confusion
Tech: "Okay, your new password is 'password1', all lower case." Customer: "Is that 1 in lower case, ...
💻Praying for Connection
Tech: "What process do you go through to get connected?" Customer: (completely serious) I pray to Go...