Fax Machine Showdown

Once there was a man who prided himself on having all of the latest gadgets for his car. One day a young man pulled up alongside his car in an old, beat up VW and waved a sheet of fax paper, yelling, "Look what I've got!"

Not to be outdone, the man had a fax installed in his car that very afternoon. The next time he saw the VW, it was parked and the windows seemed to be steamed up. The man rapped on a window and when the young man appeared, waved a sheet of fax paper at him and said, "I've got one too."

At which the young man gave him a disdainful look and said, "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?"

At which the young man gave him a disdainful look and said, "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?"