College Students and Thanksgiving

The Top 10 reasons College Students are looking
forward to Thanksgiving Break

10. You'll know that your turkey will be edible.
9. Your mother will not be serving mashed potatoes
with an ice cream scooper.
8. Pumpkin pie is a great alternative to green jello.
7. After your 8th glass of cider, your emergency dash
to the bathroom will not be delayed by having to line
the seat with toilet paper.
6. Clean underwear, comfortable bed, access to a car,
bedroom larger than a 12 x 14 cell...even if it is for
only 4 days.
5. To eat your meals, the only trek you'll have to make
is from the couch to the kitchen, rather than from the
dorm to the dining hall...in below freezing weather.
4. Instead of listening to "when I first started teaching
here..." you can be entertained by "when I was your
age..." or "during the Depression, we weren't lucky
enough to have brussel sprouts. Hell, all we could
afford was the sprout!"
3. You can eat your corn steamed with butter rather
than popped in a microwave.
2. You'll know that the hair in the shower drain is your
own.
1. You won't be eating your Thanksgiving dinner off a
tray!