Chinese Businessman's Golf Experience

There was this Chinese businessman visiting a newly acquired business in the United States. As a gesture of goodwill, the executives of his newly acquired business took him to a golf course for a round of golf. He had never played the game before.

Upon his return to China, his family asked what he had done in the United States. He replied, "Played most interesting game. Hit little white ball with long stick in large cow pasture. Name of game is 'Oh crap!"