Kids Jokes

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Accent Misunderstanding

About a year ago, my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four-year-old son, Brent. H...

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Allergies and Cats

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet ...

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Child Asks for Whole Wheat Eggs

Denise talks about the young child whose mother is a dietician, teaching folks how to eat right. The...

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Child's Story

A 3-year-old was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writi...

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Dead Turtle

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Bobby, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle o...

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Girl's Kissing Story

When she got home from school, a seven-year-old girl told her mother that Tommy had kissed her after...

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Grandma's Army Guys Coffee

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it...

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Johnny's Numbers

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me....

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Lucy and Mrs. Blecker

Little Lucy loved sucking her thumb so much. She was now five years old but hadn't stopped the bad h...

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Material Choice: Gold, Platinum, or Silicon?

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class, she would teach about materials. So sh...

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Pop Rocks and a Tunnel

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio, to Washingt...

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Queen Size

Little Heather was staying with her grandma while her parents were away. One day, her grandma needed...

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Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explai...

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School Sign

Little Johnny walked into the classroom thirty minutes late. His teacher asked, "Why are you late?" ...

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Show & Tell Mishap

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day...

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Swimming Lesson Warning

A 6-year-old girl was listening to her swimming instructor describe how to do the American crawl. A...

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The Alarm Clock Prank

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of ...

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The Dead Cat Question

One day, while a small boy was at school, his cat died. His mother, being very concerned about how h...

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The Lollipop

The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands. "Where did you get it?" his m...

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The Teacher's Warning

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently re...

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The Trash Can Percussionists

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fir...

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Toddler Wants Ice Cream Now

Libby said her three-year-old daughter's restaurant meal came with a sundae. Of course, all her daug...