Political Jokes

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Al Gore Confused Joke

No wonder Al Gore is so confused and thinks he won...look at the year we've had! The #1 Rap Artist i...

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Al Gore Impeachment

"If the Democrats wanted Al Gore as President, they should have voted for impeachment."

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Al Gore and Oil Spills

Why does Al Gore hate oil spills?

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Annex Canada?

Why haven't we simply annexed Canada?

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Bashing Both Sides

Now don't get me wrong... I'm not Bush bashing, or Gore bashing. In fact, I'm both bashing! LOL

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Bill & Hillary Shipwreck

Bill & Hillary are on a sinking ship; who gets saved?

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Buchanan's Political Commentary

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

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Bush and Gore's Coin Toss

The fifth recount of Florida votes still showed it "too close to call," so Bush and Gore met in secr...

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Bush's Road Question Avoidance

GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question.

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Bush's Roe v. Wade Interpretation

When George W. Bush was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was, he said he thought it was the dec...

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CNN Revisiting the Civil War

CNN is reporting that it is revisiting the outcome of the CIVIL WAR. It appears that it was too clo...

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Changing Traffic Lanes

Britain decided it was time to switch left-lane traffic to right-lane traffic, as in the rest of Eur...

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Clinton After Bush Joke

Clinton will always be listed in the reference books as the President after Bush.

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Clinton Jokes

Do you have your copy of the best Clinton jokes in date order?

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Clinton's Chicken Road Denial

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you d...

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Clinton's Operation

Bill Clinton fell deathly ill while being transported home from his Africa trip. Apparently, he pick...

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Different Churches

My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches. Then he add...

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Doctor's Brain Removal

A man went to a doctor and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfo...

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Election Day

'Twas the day of the election, when all through the land the people were voting by machine or by han...

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Election Preferences

Based on a recent poll, 23.4% of Americans want Gore for President, 23.6% want Bush, and 53% want a ...

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Election Year Jokes

- Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think. - UNPRESIDENTED! - If God Meant Us to Vote, He Wou...

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Gore Claims to Have Invented Recounts

VP Gore in a recent press conference: "In fact, I invented the recount."

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Gore vs. Bush: Entertainment Concerns

The two major party presidential candidates today agreed that Americans are seeing too much inapprop...

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Government Bond Jokes

The US Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of government bonds: 1. The Al...

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Gun Control Joke

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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Hanging Chad Definition

HANGING CHAD: What you get when a hole on a ballot card isn't fully punched out. In the African nati...

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Hanging Mad Definition

HANGING MAD: A presidential candidate who's hanging on desperately to his White House hopes, believi...

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Hanging Plaid: Ross Perot's Maid

HANGING PLAID: What Ross Perot's maid is tired of doing.

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Hanging Sad: Incumbent President Joke

HANGING SAD: A term describing an incumbent president who had hoped the election wouldn't be decided...

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Jewish President

The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come d...

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Knowing the Candidates

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential prima...

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Lieberman & Lewinsky Joke

"If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jewish person to serve under a President, since Monica Lewi...

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Margaret Thatcher on Politics

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." --- Mar...

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NASA Bombs the Moon

So NASA has bombed the moon...

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Plane Crash Parachute

In a plane that's about to crash, there are three passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, an...

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Political Agreement on Work

Finally, something Democrats and Republicans agree on: You need to work less, and make more.

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Political Misquotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- J. Danforth Quayle "Republicans understand th...

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Politicians and Diapers

Politicians and diapers have much in common. They should both be changed regularly... for the same r...

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President Clinton's Rescue

Three boys were walking along a lake when they heard someone struggling in the water. At a closer lo...

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Progress Joke

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?

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Reagan's Success?

16. "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

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Russian Submarine News Update

Russian Sub News Update Moscow - January 09, 2001 The Russian News Agency reported today that the Ru...

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Soldiers and Political Insults

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found th...

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Stalin's Voting Advice

"It does not matter how many votes you get; it only matters who counts them." -- Joseph Stalin

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The Politician's Reservation Visit

It was election time, and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the...

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US Congress Statistics

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the follow...

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US Political Confusion

We now live in a country where we have no President, but we do have... 1) a dead Senator from Misso...

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War vs. Revolution Definition

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for your...

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Washington, Nixon, and Clinton

Let's get it straight: It was George Washington who couldn't tell a lie, Richard Nixon who couldn't ...

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? VICE PRESIDENT GORE I fight for the chickens and I am...