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Blonde Jokes
Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Q. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman?
A. You have to hollow out the head!
Q. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
A. There's a stamp in the corner of the fax!
Q. Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secretaries?
A. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter!
Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!
One day, a blonde and a brunette were walking on the sidewalk when the brunette stopped and exclaimed "Look! a dead bird!" The blonde immediately looked up and said "Where? Where?"