Buddhist Hotdog Vendor Jokes

A Buddhist hotdog vendor is working his stand.

A man orders a hotdog and hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money and puts it in the till, then closes it. The man says, "Hey, buddy! What about my change?" The vendor replies serenely, "My son, change must come from within." What do you say to a Buddhist hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything."