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The Man with Songs Stuck in His Head

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A man can't get a song out of his head.

A man is diligently at work when he realizes he's been humming "What's New, Pussycat?" for the last several hours. As he starts thinking about it, he realizes he has a hard time thinking of anything else. Perturbed, he goes back to work and after a long day of accomplishing little, goes home. Around lunch time the following day, the man starts humming "Green, Green Grass of Home." Now he's confused, as the radio hasn't been on all day, but once again the rest of his day is shot. The poor man's week continues this way, until he's had enough and goes to see his doctor. "Doc! You gotta help me!" the man exclaims. "All week long, I can't get any work done. I have all these songs stuck in my head. "What's New, Pussycat?" "She's a Lady." "Green, Green Grass of Home." "What's wrong with me?" "Oh, that's not so bad," the Doctor replies. "You've got Tom Jones Syndrome." "Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?" "It's not unusual."

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