Surreal Jokes
11 jokes
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Airplane Wing Kisses
...if you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
😂Chipping in for Gas
...the Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
😂Elect a Pilot
...before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
😂Exact Change Required
...you cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
😂Fasten Your Velcro
...before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
😂How many surrealists...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
😂Non-Sequitur Pancake Joke
At 12:01 after midnight...
😂Rocking Plane
...when they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
😂Skydiving and Gas Stoves
A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days...
😂Surrealist Lightbulb Joke
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
😂Wise Man and Unicorn Leapfrog
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.